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upallnightogetloki:

onlylolgifs:

You’ve Been Pouring Juice Wrong

I don’t cradle my juice and yet I still manage to not spill it because I don’t try and fucking trick shot it into the fucking glass from a bajillion feet up and away like who the fuck pours like that?

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spookylemon:

busket:

problackgirl:

*bully pushes you*

*you push bully back*

bully: wtf you piece of shit, that’s reverse bullying

everyone around you: yeah you cant fight hate with hate why can’t we all just be nice to each other

u know this literally happens right

in schools

for real

kids get suspended for being bullied because they fought back or were considered a distraction to the bully it’s not just a metaphor it’s literally reality

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shannahxo:

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

This reminds me of Prop hunt in Garry’s Mod hahahahaha

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vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

image

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“I hope you get everything you deserve.”
— The sweetest or evilest thing you can say to someone. (via mainlyboredom)

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jeffreestar:

Jeffree Star Cosmetics. Pre-orders start on #BlackFriday.

jeffreestar:

Jeffree Star Cosmetics. Pre-orders start on #BlackFriday.

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mypatronusisnevillelongbottom:

Why is there always one girl who cried when she gets s makeover? If Tyra Banks picked out a hair style for me, and then I got a completely free makeover, I’d cry with joy. JOY.

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“The person you’re meant to be with will never have to be chased, begged or given an ultimatum.”
— Mandy Hale (via bewwbs)

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dejateamarleyla:

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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